Bumble has decided to officially announce his candidacy for the Presidency in 2012. It is a little early of course, but Bumble will need lots of time to cultivate his grass roots movement. Before you even ask, no, Bumble does not smoke grass. He does occasionally eat it and vomit, but that is hardly illegal or unnatural. You will have to dig deeper to get dirt on Bumble! Death to you!
You may be wondering where Bumble stands on the issues. In American politics that hardly matters until a few months before the election. In fact, the hot button issue for 2012 won’t be defined for at least another 24 months. Bumble suspects it will have something to do with comets, the center of the galaxy, Mayans, or Earth Crust Displacement apocalypse theories. Those are only early guesses.
So issues aside, the first order of business is to get a good campaign poster out there.
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